1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011
Get the Moist Voicemailmug. When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019
Get the Moist Dianemug. A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
Get the Moist Jonathanmug. by moonboi May 24, 2018
Get the moist meetmug. 
by iammoist April 22, 2023
Get the critikally moistmug. An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
Get the Moist Millymug.