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std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
by b pham September 16, 2008
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.
Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.
by Jerryskids August 21, 2020
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change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
by BOS2000 April 27, 2006
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drum machine

An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.
I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.
by Sanyote May 9, 2006
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michigan

"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu!"

"I'm getting closer to my home..."
by cardenio February 4, 2005
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machine gun rapper

A rapper who raps very fast, while still keeping good flow, most machine gun rappers come from the midwest.
Bone Thugs~N~Harmony, Tech N9ne, and Twista, are all good examples of machine gun rappers.
by Dan Fow June 29, 2006
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the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006
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