A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.
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Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
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