University of Wisconsin Madison

A place in Wisconsin where fucking idiots go to school. Also known as the school in which fuck-offs go to.

My son is a fuck-off... so he goes to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

My Daughter is a fucking idiot. She will go to the University of Wisconsin - Madison

by Goldy April 11, 2005

madison

A girl or boy that is an outcast. They usually wear emo clothes and have a hilarious but hidden sense of humour. Sometimes asociated with the Pagan religion.

Boy 1: "Hey, look at that gall over there!"
Boy 2: "Yeah, I know! What a Madison!"
The madison: "Hey, urm, did you just call me a Madison?"
Boys: "Ummmmmmm....."

by Ashtonana February 28, 2009

madison square garden

a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.

Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.

by alexisfrozen September 23, 2007

Madison

A big slut that will use you as much as she can and betray you, backstabber, liar, cheater, pathetic, idiotic, Snobby-little-Brat-that-thinks-she's-all-that-in-a-bag-of-chips, ignorant, arrogant, and did I mention a slut! Usually brown hair kinda short loses all her friends because she uses them to much and they got tired of it so now she walks around yelling at you thinking she so much better than you and all that but one of these days you knock her on her but and she won't know what hit her, this girl usually will use you and if you tell her you like someone she will go after him your the bait she's the hook you attract them she catches them, will hurt a lot of people and we all hope she gets ran over by a semi and doesn't die then gets each finger and toe nail pulled off one by one and then gets scalped by a bunch of crazed Indians and gets her eyes stabbed out... I really hate her..

Girl 1: ugh look at that girl over there she is being, being, oh what's that word
Girl 2: A MADISON!?
Girl 1: yeah a Madison.. Gah what a slut!

by A girl who hates Madison November 16, 2013

Madison

Very sexy and usually has a boyfriend named Quincy.There goals and need to get married she's very trustworthy and good at having sex and is horny all the time

I want me a Madison

by Maddiedaddy March 1, 2017

James Madison University

A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.

James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.

by ShaneO October 27, 2014

Madison

A nasty whore who would sleep with anyone and gives free blowjobs . Always acts fake as fuck and says she is so real. Acts like an angel and says she's a virgin but clearly isn't. The one who "doesn't do violence" but be the main one talking shit . She naturally doesn't clean herself so who would wanna sleep with her ? gets pregnant before graduation and fails at being a parent tragically. Ugly inside and out with no ass but she thinks she does .😂

Guy Friend: who's that chick
Guy friend 2: idk but I heard she runs a glory hole in the guys locker room

Guy friend: oh she's a total Madison

by Badassbitches08220215 March 20, 2017