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Mars

Person 1: I wanna date mars I mean have you seen there penis

Person 2: big penis 11 inches
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Portugese fucker, he made a totally epic show called SSA, you should check it out.
A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask
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Mars

a really cool person that has a turle
Omg look is Mars the turtle king!
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Mars

Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!

Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!

Person 1: DAMMIT MARS

Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
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Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!
Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”
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Mars

a well known red planet in our solar system. not yet inhabited by humans.
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if u find a mars, feel lucky and never leave them- mars is honestly an amazing person who will love u no matter what- you will always feel welcomed and comfortable around a mars, they will understand everything and cant bare seeing you hurt- mars is an amazing friend and dont take it for granted if you find one-
Mars makes me so comfortable- i can tell them anything-
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