Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.

Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.

by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016

documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.

I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017

Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

by franklydave June 28, 2017

product manager

the face of of a product

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.

by pizzaman10212232 August 10, 2017

relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.

"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."

by Leppalimes August 20, 2018

Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members

We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues

by ceomf March 14, 2019