march 7

march 7 is danielle cohn’s birthday (national danielle cohn day)

friend 1: it’s march 7 you know what that means
friend 2: what does that mean?
friend : *body rock and booty pop*

march 7 by tiktokmaker October 26, 2019

March 10th 

Have a huge weiner

Hey his birthday is March 10th he has a huge wiener

March 10th by Theman69themyth69thelegend69 January 28, 2021

March 2nd 

If you were born on this day you are most likely one or more of the following:
Stressed, touch starved, LGBT, filled with anxiety, antisocial, depressed, etc.

Person A: why is person C like that
Person B: they were born on March 2nd
Person C: incomprehensible screaming

March 2nd by The shitpope October 18, 2019

March 5 

On March 5th it's national suck toe day!™

Friend: Can I suck your toes
Other friend: Eww no why
Friend: It's national suck toe day (March 5th)

March 5 by Aleah Soto November 3, 2019

March 23rd 

GIRL YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS RENJUN YOU LUCKY LUCKY. It’s also probably the only thing special about you too. Be grateful, you’re twins with the bestest boy.

You’re Birthday is March 23rd? Damn,you’re twins with Renjun!

created by: @ dreamingren on twitter

March 23rd by dreamingren October 18, 2019

march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday

March 14th birthdays ahhhhh

march 14th birthdays by Lover2021 May 7, 2019

March 13

The most beautiful, but unlucky, person was born on this day. They are addicted to Starbucks.

Person 1:"Hey its my birthday!"
Person 2:"Hey its March 13 you are beautiful and unlucky!"

March 13 by Snowpixel October 28, 2019