MustardMusket

a wiener and/or meatstick

Thats one tasty MustardMusket

by omega20mm August 23, 2007

mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

by tazzarama December 15, 2014

Muntardasouras

Cross between a munted retard and a massive sore ass

when you are overcome by masses of amounts alcohol/chemicals and you are so large its derasic with a munted muut, you have become a muntardasouras

by Damobrothers January 29, 2010

mushtard

A retarded name for mustard. Used mainly by downies. Contains the root word tard, also used in the word retard.

"Hey can you pass the mushtard for my sandwich?"

by Seawesome April 2, 2009

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009