Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Monked

To get beamed or demolished

I I’m getting monked

by Monked April 13, 2020

MONKE

MONKE REFERS TO A MONKE THAT IS MORE SWAG THAN A NORMAL MONKEY

CONCRETE: "MONKE"

by HBFUHBECVHBVUCB May 13, 2021

monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.

I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke

by Dejatheking May 22, 2022

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

monke

monke :)

Me: ME AND MY MONKE :))))))))))))))))

by eaga September 30, 2021

Monking

Verb
The act of talking in baby tones

David is Monking!

by Monkerson January 6, 2024