paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay
that james is a bit of a paul monk
by adam dorrell November 30, 2006
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number March 02, 2016
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monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.
Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
by zyledotpng October 08, 2022
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monk release

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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Monke drip

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole
I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
by JTCarter March 25, 2022
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Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
by Xtecher April 25, 2022
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