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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
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Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
by Craytop October 20, 2015
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
by gongjio January 31, 2023
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 28, 2024
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Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.
“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”
by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022
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