Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members

Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?

by Chris Blank April 30, 2013

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 7, 2021

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.

Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023

Mississippi Miscarriage

When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion

Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage

by Winterjack May 8, 2020

Mississippi Bird Bath

The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.

I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.

by stinkyyiscool August 3, 2023

Mississippi Turnover

Throwing up on a pregnant women’s vagina

Cody went down on a pregnant lady and gave her a Mississippi turnover instead

by [e-mail] April 15, 2023