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Maya

Maya is an unstable, constantly crashing, hellscape of a software used in CGI for a lot of stuff. Originally developed by Alias Systems in 1998 it was bought up by the devil itself Autodesk Inc (in 2005) who has since then added nothing or outdated features at each release. It is currently the most widespread 3D software in the cinema industry (for now) and has a large range of uses thanks to the frankenstein nature of all the third party plugins that have been bought by Autodesk and shoved into Maya like you would combine a chicken and a cow using crackers and cement to hold the whole thing together.

You can model, rig, animate, light and render in Maya. The other features are shit and subpar compared to other softwares that will be used instead in the pipeline.

The only good "native" renderer equiped with Maya so far is Arnold which is again an old 3rd party plugin reattached to the main program with the talent of a mad gorrila. This renderer has it's own shaders and nodes that are way better than native Maya ones but manage to crash like 50% out of 90% of the time.

If you are working without saving, then may whatever you believe in help you because Maya has no mercy upon your poor soul and you will suffer loosing 5 hours of work to the beast.
John: "Maya didn't crash!"
Sam: "Yet..."
by Wise Old Khajiit February 22, 2022
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Prime maya

Someone that sleeps with a lot of boys within a short period of time and has a roster of sneaky links at one time
I’m in my prime maya phase
by Primemaya January 6, 2023
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Maya Bugo

maya bugo is the type of girl you would wanna date she LOVES to talk about her hatred for french people. She is a tri-athlete. She plays volleyball, soccer, and shes a runner shes a track star.... Every girl wants to be her. She talks with her hands like a true half italian she is. She loves pierogi like the true pole she is. She definitely wont be on the pole because she is too smart! you will never see her supporting the willow project because she is an environment fanatic. She loves her little trees and forests. She will become a tree expert and become a tree president. Her favorite subject in school is english to show her awesome thoughts. She is always on time to things, she leaves class early to get to her next class and shows up early to her soccer tryouts. She is super duper trooper lights are gonna find her, shining like a star. She is the #1 indie vibe listener and #1 thrifting buddy. ILY maya! SYBAU
1: who is that getting an iced coffee at rockys
2: i think thats a maya in her natural habitat
1: damn i wish i was a maya bugo
by weufhou March 13, 2023
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Maya

That one bitch who knows way to much about the second world war
Bruh that’s a total maya right there.

*maya heard you*

Maya: DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ONLY JEWS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST
by maiscorn_masterrrrr October 14, 2019
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Maya

Shes a silly girl who loves to steal her girlfriends clothes. She hates her teacher and has nightmares ab her. Passive aggressive. There used to be light in her life, until her teacher turned her off.
"ugh i just hate my teacher!! I also stole my girlfriends clothes"
"oh so youre a Maya?"
"what"
by catshoes000 January 31, 2022
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maya

pewds dog that everyone forgets :(
here's edgar!...oh, yea and maya
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maya

best girlfriend in the whole entire world, major butch lesbian and very very small (but will say she is average).
by xxxtentaclefan69 October 19, 2019
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