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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021
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The Loonerotti

The term "the loonerotti" refers to groups of crazy Republican elites that travel around the country spreading former president Donald Trump's "big lie" about the 2020 election. This group specializes in the most outrageous and disproven conspiracy theories ranging from rigged voting machines, ballot watermarks, ballots from China, and boxes of ballots magically appearing under counting-room tables. People that can be identified as members of this group are Rudy Giuliani, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Sidney Powell, and Mike Lindell. By extension, conservative media members on Fox News and lesser-known outlets like Newsmax are also involved with this group.
"Looks like the loonerotti are in town for a rally this week". "Man, the looerotti are really clogging the legal system with their frivolous lawsuits".
by mattgaetzlovesunderagegirls September 2, 2021
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Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.
Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022
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Guilty looker

When you make random eye contact with a stranger and you both quickly turn away think “Oh god did they see me?”
“I made random eye contact with that guy on the bus” “ I hope he doesn’t think I’m a guilty looker!”
by EggDip March 31, 2022
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Fairy Looper

A derogatory term sometimes used by Boomers and Gen Xer's to refer to members of Gen Z who sport the new age looks often including dyed hair, various non-standard piercing's, non-standard clothing and other various styles popular to a younger crowd.
Oh I can see who Alienware computers appeal to... Fairy Loopers!
by cause111 April 11, 2022
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lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.
How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.
by tree9368 May 9, 2022
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Kik looser

by Everynyan July 4, 2022
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