Girl logic

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.

Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.

by Bananas Are Yellow December 1, 2020

fuck your logic

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.

"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"

by Goteem April 14, 2015

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.

There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!

by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.

There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.

by bytegig January 20, 2020

anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

by KaD May 4, 2010

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

Logie

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

by Dazza January 12, 2004