Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.

"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"

by Krispin May 2, 2012

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

French looking

Unfriendly description of the appalling John Kerry. See Chiraqistan, nation of weasels.

The French looking one and the Breck girl, two asshole buddies, are traveling around the country looking for dumb shits to vote for them.

by octopod July 11, 2004

Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner

Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."

by William Mitchell May 10, 2008

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Quarter Licking

Licking or putting change in your mouth and you have no fucking idea what you are doing.

John got aids cuz he found a quarter on the subway floor and started quarter licking it.

by quarter licker March 14, 2010

Licking the Roof

When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get

Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.

by Capaciao October 20, 2009