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soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth
Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth
by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022
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loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.
That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.
by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021
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nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.
Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”
by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023
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Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023
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load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
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Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.
I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn program to continue playing.
by Urbanverban July 11, 2021
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loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."
by Bobble April 4, 2006
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