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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
by SillySalleh December 18, 2021
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Lion

Omg its Lion!
by ALPOOP March 11, 2022
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Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022
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The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
by Master of chi January 5, 2021
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brownwood lions soccer

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass
by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021
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Lion

A cat that you'll never wanna have in your home
Ooh a very thicc lion.
by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021
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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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