purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.

Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.

by Louis CK Lookalike September 08, 2023

Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot April 16, 2018

congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.

"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."

by tnsame April 09, 2015

Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. February 18, 2016

Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

Lion Cheetah

Tiger Woods.

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.

by bitchuck December 30, 2024

sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair

bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair

by candre04 November 02, 2017