a great guy who just graduated (it's the best rhyme "joke" I could come up with please laugh a little)
by isarose March 31, 2025

A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.
by Nalleh August 9, 2017

A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.
“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
by DurryMunch July 25, 2019

the most real rapper of all time, with hit singles like LJ Trenches and Main bitch getting more than 0.63 streams on spotify.
by oofiehxyz October 24, 2023

A young male person.
Modern British & Australian Definition: a good manly bloke.
Sydney Definition: Wannabe skinny thug, similar to eshay.
Modern British & Australian Definition: a good manly bloke.
Sydney Definition: Wannabe skinny thug, similar to eshay.
"Hes only a wee lad" - Young male
"Yeah but what about Johnno?"
"Oh yeah, he's an absolute lad." - Good fella
"Oi ya lad. I'll fuk you up" - Wannabe skinny thug
"Yeah but what about Johnno?"
"Oh yeah, he's an absolute lad." - Good fella
"Oi ya lad. I'll fuk you up" - Wannabe skinny thug
by dennooo January 31, 2023
