i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.

example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.

by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023

i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.

‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.

by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022

I Love You

the most beautiful lie

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"

p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023

Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.

"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

I love you TNX all members hehe

It is a catchphrase or words made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I love you TNX all members hehe

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.

"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

I Love You.

The words someone says when there about to leave this world behind.

GoodBye world

I just wanna say I Love You.

by T3amumiz00mi3s August 11, 2023