When a family meet up and all fuck each other and the father gives the mother a Alabama hot pocket while everyone eats the moms pussy
Hey mom what time is the Kentucky fucky I really can’t wait to eat you during the alabama hot pocket dads giving you
by Jewbacca4244 October 08, 2018
by E_musk April 19, 2020
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011
a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.
by blockrader August 24, 2009
During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.
"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"
"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."
"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."
by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009
When a female gender poops or sharts while wearing a thong. After this a male gender takes the soiled garment and holds it horizontally in front of a mirror. He then draws it back like a crossbow and snaps the shitty garment at the mirror, resulting in a fury of fecal matter on your mirror.
"Oh man I missed a spot shaving this morning because my roomate did a kentucky crossbow last night, and the mirror was filthy."
"The only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol' lady got the shits, so I was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
"The only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol' lady got the shits, so I was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
by Urban Andy February 08, 2009