Justin Beber: ssssssssslurp!!!!!!
by Buk Lau Want Pussy December 2, 2014
He is a talentless fag that sounds like a fucking autotuned cat getting steamrolled and sotomized by one-armed native americans. He has the looks of a 40 year old lesbian, (not the hot kind) the IQ of a teenage girl (his only fans) and hasn't puberty (never will). His lyrics are like that of an infant, they are just moans and don't know many words. Some want him shot, but he would only (I hope not) be memoriolized like Biggie or 2pac which he clearly doesn't EVER deserve. We all hope that he dies of malaria and the bird flu soon. R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G. and 2PAC!
Justin Beiber is the worst thing to happen to American Culture since 9/11, The Rodney King Beatings and The Columbine Shootings.
by IMOLDGREGG!!!!!!!!!! February 14, 2011
"The Beibs" for short. A horrible disease which causes lack of talent, high pitched voice, and stupid looking hair. Also causes preteen girls to follow the victim everywhere and worship them.
Hey, how's it going Bill?
Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.
How can you tell?
Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.
That's horrible, get away!
Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.
How can you tell?
Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.
That's horrible, get away!
by The Guy In That Band And Stuff January 1, 2012
The gay ass kid who thinks he's a rock star when he actually spends his days sucking cock. His voice sounds higher then a girls voice, this is because he has/will never hit puberty and because he is and has a pussy. He pretends he is black by sagging, wearing the color purple and wear snapbacks.
BABY, BABY, BABY OHH!! SON! ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER?? NO DAD! WERE HAVING SEX!!!! OH, OKAY GOOD.
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
by iHaTeOnJuStInBeIbEr May 15, 2011
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by Alexander Flanderfield May 16, 2009
Hes a fucking 16 year old that sounds like a 11 year old fag, and the only reason why girls like him is because now days all the lill stupid ass girls jump to all the new fagget ass singers, his songs are gay as shit and his dick is literly half a cintimeter....god i fucking hate justin bebier
Justin biebier is a fag
by cristina agularia's stalker February 19, 2011