Skip to main content

Jordan Brooks

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;
by Bestrunningback97 December 23, 2011
mugGet the Jordan Brooksmug.

Jordan belfort

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top
Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23
by KidfromVA August 4, 2014
mugGet the Jordan belfortmug.

Jordan Moment

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."
by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020
mugGet the Jordan Momentmug.

Jordan

A crazy dude with a bunch of kids who has been known to live in small country towns. He likes every Facebook status he can get his computer to click on. He has been known on occasion to wear two different shoes to work.
A Jordan moved in next to my grandmother last week. I friended him to be polite, but now I can't get him to leave my status' in peace!
by Lizzlefizzle December 8, 2010
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Michael Jordan

by wizzle August 24, 2003
mugGet the Michael Jordanmug.

Jordan

He is super sexy and a great guy if you are a girl and he likes you, YOU NEED TO GET WITH HIM RIGHT NOW he is so sweet and will always treat you right (same with in bed😘😘) he is better than lebron James in basket ball and all girl’s need to get with him now
by Loversss24523566 October 29, 2019
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds
I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!
by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023
mugGet the Jordan Poolemug.

Share this definition