Kevin johnson

has a big as cock and has sex with women everyday And when he does he moans

Kevin Johnson has a big as cock and moans

by Kevin johnson's cock November 30, 2021

Kit Johnson

Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.

Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"

Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"

Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."

by Shaye "Fuck my asshole" Quinn January 20, 2021

Hailey Johnson

A very sweet loving girl that cares for others and the people that she lives with and also is there for her family and friends when they need her she is very pretty and out going Alos she loves going out like to the movies.. she might have a hard time getting a relationship but she will always be there for her family and friends anytime of the day she loves school and loves soccer and much more to come

Hailey Johnson is so cute

Hey have you seen Hailey witch one? Hailey Johnson

I'm in love with Hailey Johnson

by Hailey Johnson November 5, 2017

Kelly Johnson

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends

Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson

by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Sam johnson

Sam johnson is a person who plays video games and argue with their friends

Hey that's sam johnson over there he plays overwatch

by SQWIBBLEEX June 5, 2020