jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly

Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers”

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”

by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks

jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know

by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025

Jared

JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for

"Jared hits so different ""

by Sadknee June 22, 2020

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024