A guy who's a total asshole who fucks his ex just for the fun of it and then leaves them in the dirt.
by disasteralreadymade June 29, 2011

by Steve Torrens April 16, 2007

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
by Blenks May 28, 2006

by I_EatBabies January 12, 2011

by Shadow Defines Stuff August 26, 2014

Cockney rhyming slang for the dole
by Kieran Palmer June 16, 2008

What is your plan for tonight?
After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
by Ryan "Herp Dog" Foley April 17, 2009
