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Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.
"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"
by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016
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Jack

(noun) To abandon manly activites in favor of anal sex with another male at a gay ass orgy.
Dude, he just pulled a Jack on us. Dont worry, I told him to double wrap.
by candycornwhore November 8, 2011
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Jack

The most awkward person that has ever lived.
Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...
by jackisweird October 21, 2012
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Jack

A tall racist mean asshat who owes his friend money. He can often be found eating rubbish out of your bin and throwing babies at walls. He also caused WW2. kill him on sight but beware he eats kill me come back stronger pills so watch your back.
by Notajarmanbitch April 18, 2019
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Jack

Lazy, fat, arrogant little shit who always need to have his way like the little lazy bitch he is. He's most likely a fucking libtard who sucks cock like the gay community supporter he is. He's ugly as shit and super annoying and no one likes him.
I hope that Jack kid flies out the windshield of car in an accident and cracks his neck.
by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018
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Jack

Crazy mofo who will rek ur life...in a good way. Everyone talks about him but he doesn't realize it, is the hottest guy at ur school. Probably played minecraft as a kid. Is definitely the craziest person in ur squad and will beat anyone at physical combat.

Can do as many backflips in a row as you tell him to do before losing consciousness. Will attempt any challenge without question.

Will be the first to submit to any form of authority, and will most likely become a killing slave...prepare for the apocalypse.
A: "Hey, would you mind taking my pic? I gotta go backflip off that cliff."

B: "Yeah, sure dude. Ur such a Jack."
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017
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Jack

A ugly dick head that really always wants to bang a person called emma. But emma sometimes has different feelings for him. Also everyone teases him about it
"hey emma want to hang out" "get the f*ck away jack, you ugly bastard."
by duawhd March 13, 2019
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