Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024
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Joy Gremlin

A person who exudes aggressive chaotic good energy.

A joy gremlin would scheme and plot, to delight others and bring joy.

Those that do now know the gremlin, could misunderstand it's gremlin-like glee over the impending happiness it is planning to bring others.

The vibe of a joy gremlin is someone who so happy about the happiness they're about to inflict on others, that they may cackle and fidget. Mayhaps even laugh to themselves like some 2-bit villain.

Joy gremlins don't need to be in the spotlight of being "a giver" but if the spotlight is turned on them, who knows how they will react. Abashed and shy, or "HAHA! I GOT YOU! YOU'RE SMILIIIIIING!!!".

Bringing smiles about is their thing.
"...is just a joy gremlin. That's why they're cackling and fingertenting like Mr. Burns or something."
by Goosebian February 1, 2024
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doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.
I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy
by not really ethan December 31, 2012
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Bundle of joy

When you bundle a bunch of weed into a pipe and smoke dat Mary Jane
Me and my homies were smoking a big ass bundle of joy last night
by Kingreepher November 13, 2023
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Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.
Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.
by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011
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JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
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JOI/SI

The Dom gave me specific JOI/SI, it was so demeaning, but I was good boy.
by Hidden Cuck August 10, 2024
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