by Dirtysancheztorpedo April 03, 2016
The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
by scum bucket April 02, 2021
When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Mario: Hey Luigi
Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian
Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian
Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021
A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.
1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
by slowly healing August 29, 2019
Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.
by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023
by Italy1996 February 05, 2016
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