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Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
mugGet the Gale False Windmug.

fuck like the wind

Fast and Quick thoughtless with a person of no importance like hoe
I fuck like the wind is like the girl Jane that gets around and getting an invitation

to her house.
by Dont go there m.j. February 22, 2018
mugGet the fuck like the windmug.

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018
mugGet the oof i be windedmug.

Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.
"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"
by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023
mugGet the Wisconsin wind tunnelmug.

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes July 18, 2016
mugGet the Wind over loafmug.

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe
jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe
by fiyateeth March 13, 2009
mugGet the wind x wipemug.

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023
mugGet the Jersey Wind Tunnelmug.

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