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help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for
me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan
by base_ment April 22, 2020
mugGet the helpmug.

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.
I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.
by clopez09 September 11, 2025
mugGet the Trying to help the blind seemug.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
mugGet the Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteemmug.

Full range of help

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
mugGet the Full range of helpmug.

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman
"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.
by ayessvee October 10, 2020
mugGet the help we needmug.

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
mugGet the "helpful" legs-liftmug.

Help

Castle the wall behind your friend instead of helping while you’re in a gun fight
by Anthaman September 11, 2023
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