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In your bag

"I know your girl left you, but why you in your bag at a party?"
by Anonymously hot November 6, 2016
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Your Mom!

A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)
by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004
mugGet the Your Mom!mug.

your mom

two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.
gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!

gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!

gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!

gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!
by The Random guy April 25, 2006
mugGet the your mommug.

Your Nan

A gigantic cunt who sucks cock and gobbles testicles, probably got cancer too.
Person 1: “Fuck you!”
Person 2: “you’re just like your nan”
by Edgar Alan Poe October 14, 2021
mugGet the Your Nanmug.

at your head

when someone wants to fight or kill you
People spread rumors about me saying they all heard it from you I'm at your head
by Emily Myers January 1, 2014
mugGet the at your headmug.

Your adopted

1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.
Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*
by Definitely not Al May 9, 2021
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