The greatest looking man on the planet. Not 3’7”. A star athlete. Very spastic and terrible at clash. Cracked at Fortnite. Pro Lego Star Wars player. Husband to every Asian woman in the world.
by Mikeox69420 February 12, 2022
A person on the internet, can be said a hunter of people, among the fashion.
He's a guy with nothing to do, their penis is not even visible, and he surfs the internet looking for photos and videos of people wearing fake clothes.
They attack people, like YouTubers or others for wearing fake clothes from a one dollar store, even though they may not be even that particular brand.
So, if someone has fake shoes in a video, my dear, who has an all-seeing third laser eye that recognizes every piece if it's defective, fake or shitty.
I should tell you that half of all rappers on the global scene are wearing fake shoes.
I'm not a fucking hypebeast, but I'm pissed off at these little assholes who browse around the internet, wearing Gucci shit their parents bought them, listening to the worst rap music possible (Lil Pump, 6ix9ine), and insulting and finding the slightest imperfection in everyone who has fake clothes, then posting it on insta groups, tagging themselves there, laughing, and wanting to escalate it.
Holy shit, like I saw some guys taking a picture of an old lady on the bus who just has some knockoff of those fucking Yeezy shoes, take a picture of it and post it on that group and wait for everyone to like it or some other shit and the old lady doesn't give a fuck, or the guy who goes to work to earn some money.
You mother's pets who get money from your parents, shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking difference between the quality of Chinese pants and branded ones.
He's a guy with nothing to do, their penis is not even visible, and he surfs the internet looking for photos and videos of people wearing fake clothes.
They attack people, like YouTubers or others for wearing fake clothes from a one dollar store, even though they may not be even that particular brand.
So, if someone has fake shoes in a video, my dear, who has an all-seeing third laser eye that recognizes every piece if it's defective, fake or shitty.
I should tell you that half of all rappers on the global scene are wearing fake shoes.
I'm not a fucking hypebeast, but I'm pissed off at these little assholes who browse around the internet, wearing Gucci shit their parents bought them, listening to the worst rap music possible (Lil Pump, 6ix9ine), and insulting and finding the slightest imperfection in everyone who has fake clothes, then posting it on insta groups, tagging themselves there, laughing, and wanting to escalate it.
Holy shit, like I saw some guys taking a picture of an old lady on the bus who just has some knockoff of those fucking Yeezy shoes, take a picture of it and post it on that group and wait for everyone to like it or some other shit and the old lady doesn't give a fuck, or the guy who goes to work to earn some money.
You mother's pets who get money from your parents, shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking difference between the quality of Chinese pants and branded ones.
Fufu Hunter: Man, who do you think you're gonna impress with those fake-ass Jordans from one-dollar store.
Normal person: Those are not even Jordans, those are normal Nike AirMax, just check the label.
Fufu Hunter: ...
Normal person: Yeah thats what I thought, sudden silence is so nice from you, you stinky fufu hunter!
Normal person: Those are not even Jordans, those are normal Nike AirMax, just check the label.
Fufu Hunter: ...
Normal person: Yeah thats what I thought, sudden silence is so nice from you, you stinky fufu hunter!
by Stormeier1565 September 26, 2022
(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.
by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011
A male restaurant employee who targets hostesses as the object of their affection.
This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
by saw2015 September 07, 2016
by CDNFarmKid September 21, 2017
A primal hunter is someone who likes to pretend to be a predator/ hunter hunting their sexual partner
It is a way to show dominance
It is a way to show dominance
by Justhereyk October 22, 2022
Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.
Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."
Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"
Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."
Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"
Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."
by Wade6969 May 04, 2016