You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
Get the The Hockey Jerseymug. Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you
by Annonmoniss May 5, 2018
Get the Hockeymug. by Beety August 28, 2021
Get the Hockeymug. A game.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
Get the Hot Tub Hockeymug. The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt
by Smellypein March 19, 2025
Get the Hockey tryoutsmug. When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
by fishgaming June 20, 2024
Get the malaysian hockeymug. by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022
Get the Hockeymug.