the holy bibizzle

The Bible of Black People.

Mom: Go get the Holy Bibizzle
Tyrone: Aight bitch hold on
Mom: *Ass whooping begins*

by WNBAis#1 September 15, 2019

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Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008

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Holy Skittles

A retard way to say the word "Holy Shit", especially at school, where you can't say bad words.

Holy Skittles, I forgot to do the stupid Algebra homework !

by quan267 February 29, 2016

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holy shot

when kylé means to type holy shit but autocorrect hits him with a holy shot

“holy shot dude” -kylé

by lackell December 9, 2018

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A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.

Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”

Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”

EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”

by joe_theone November 18, 2019

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