heather

heather is known as a huge wheal that that doesn't know when to shut the hell up, she lies she cheats and she stinks, she has the most nastiest hair and face and nasty looking body EVER. you would never want to date her because she is demanding and a big fat hoe. she will think shes all that but really shes just a skank!

hey did did you see heather?
yeah shes a fucking hoe

by 124876unicorn June 8, 2017

Dirty Heather

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

heteroflexible

A faggot in denial.

Chuck: I got bagged by some Jimmy in the arse last night

Earl: You fag!

Chuck: I'm not a fag, man... just... heter... heteroflexible *cries*

by asddsa October 21, 2010

hesher

there may be an actual holy triumvirate of hesher movies which will visually assist the previous spot-on, classic definitions. i am aware of two such offerings which can do the word justic: "airheads" and "river's edge". runner-up but only peripherally: elements of "talk radio". "hesher" is sometimes confused with or used as a synonym for "hair farmer".

"crispin glover certainly makes a convincing hesher dude, dude."

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

Hetero

A person who is attracted to the same sex but would never go out with him/her.

Boy:Wow that guy is soo cute but i would never go out with a guy ! I just love checking out guys and sttaying Hetero

by TrueHetero November 20, 2009