alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017

dirty french horn

Adj.

When a guy is fisting a girl and blows into her asshole at the same time.

After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.

by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017

Harry Ledingham-Horn

A Man Who Knows How A Plant-Based Diet In and Out.

Hey look that's a Harry Ledingham-Horn, could ask him all about being Vegan.

by OMGpinkninja November 4, 2018

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

Buffalo Trench-Horn

After your partner squeals the safe word, due to receiving the Tijuana Top Off. The female (or shemale, if you're into that), lays on her back after taking a spoonful of Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese (all rights reserved) in her mouth as you proceeding to titty fuck her (it) as she tongue plows your stink trench, wailing in delight and smiling with sweet satisfaction.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off. As he squealed the safe word she grabbed the open jar of blue cheese, indulged a spoonful and began the Buffalo Trench-Horn. Smothering his sink trench in warm, white, Marie's.

by Micjesus2 November 20, 2018

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

by Macedog December 26, 2015