Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

by footnqtes December 14, 2020

do i have depression

Yes. You do.

do i have depression yes

by TannGuy November 15, 2019

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

The first sentence of becausenese.

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 21, 2021

i have no life

You have no life.You should go buy one of fuckin Amazon.

Dude1 I have no life

Dude 2: Go talk to your mom about masterbating im sleeping Jesus fuck

by freeloder34 May 27, 2017

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008