girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

catch the grenade

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.

by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021

Grenade Pie

A major explosive female orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.

Dude 1: Yo, did you fuck Stacy last night?
Dude 2: Yeah man, when I was done with her she unlueashed a grenade pie!

by Erikfelik December 27, 2023

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

Grenade X Grace

The universal sign of love.

"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."

by Ranger man July 8, 2022

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Grenade Bong

When a grenade horn is used to drink beer vertically, as if it were a beer bong. Grenade Bongs are strictly for "Bros", and should never be used by an actual grenade.

-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.

Tarah K. and Jourdan N. took those Grenade Bongs like champs last night on Thirsty Thursday. They are such Bros!

They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.

by brODU October 21, 2011