by buttmonkey930 August 21, 2013

Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"
by Funnyguy2314443423 September 26, 2013

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
by kilometeros July 7, 2008

by Francis Ford Dopella April 12, 2011

When a driver of a vehicle turns all of their lights off (especially headlights) during driving at night.
by BP253 July 10, 2011

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first
1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it
2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears
1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it
2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears
P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.
P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.
P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!
by DangitBob June 1, 2018
