German

adj. Cool in a way that doesn't need your approval. It will wear velour track suits no matter what you say.

This techno beat is so german.

by complicated shoes May 20, 2009

German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

German Stingray

When a man or woman puts two fingers in the womens vagina and two fingers in the womans stink hole.

Woman - "Hey, I have a big vagina and a big stink hole and I want then both penetrated at the same time."

Man - "Get ready for the German Stingray."

by The Fister September 27, 2004

german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear

"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"

by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007

German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

Gerbs

The act or art of being one Will 'Gerbs' Rathburger. Also akin to being large furry smelly rodent with a distinct love of burgers, bitches, and reality.

Ders: Hey, have you seen gerbs?

TB: Nah, last i heard he was gerbil jousting

Ders: Again? That guy is such a big dirty sloppy fagface

TB: I know, tell me about it

by king gerbil jouster March 10, 2013

Germ-X

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

by Olga R. January 5, 2009