A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
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Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
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