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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Metal Gear

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the timeline of metal gear?

Guy 2: yeah man, didn’t understand shit.
by Nig- July 21, 2021
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Gears 5

Probably the worst game in history of gears. Not even 'Gears of War' smh
i just got 99 in one! the hell Gears 5!!
by xWarPlaysTTV May 7, 2021
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unmanned gear

An Unmanned Gear (UG) is a piece of weaponry seen throughout the Metal Gear franchise (examples: Dwarf Gekko, Gekko, Raptor, GRAD and that’s all I can think of)
Guy: Hey have you seen the new Unmanned Gears of MGRR, the Dwarf Gekkos are back
Guy2: yeah
by ValentineFloofer July 20, 2022
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