A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025
Get the Snorkeling Gearmug. A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
Get the Rusty Gearmug. It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.
REM is notorious for doing this.
REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
by Agencylament December 14, 2020
Get the truckers gear shiftmug.