grand rapids

City in Western Michigan with a population of about 200,000. People outside of Western MI generally have no idea where it is, possibly because nothing happens there. Called The Furniture Capital because Steelcase makes a few desks and chairs southwest of town. Dutch people abound in the area, as well as an increasing population of Hispanics. Former President Gerald Ford grew up near the city. The company called a pyramid scheme by some, Amway, alternatively Scamway, is also based nearby.

A: Where are you from?
B: Grand Rapids.
A: Where's that?

by 4UF9WE May 17, 2006

grand marshalled

drunk!!!! vary vary drunk!

he's grand marshalled

by Animal!!!! October 26, 2004

East Grand Rapids

A city that is just a part of Grand Rapids, but the people there need a different name to sleep at night. It is a neighborhood made up of pretentious bastards. They think that they are better than everyone, but in reality just pay more in taxes.

I pay alot in taxes, and that makes me a better person!

by alfredhichcock June 12, 2005

Grand theft auto v

An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.

Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!

Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)

by Ayedrian September 7, 2013

gaandu

The word comes from another asian word gaand(ass/anus), meaning darpok or coward. Also used to abuse people.

Gaandu teri itni fatati kyu hai(U coward... ).
Gaandu kyu apni maa chod raha hai.(Gaandu why are u fucking ur mom)

by bhanu January 3, 2008

Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).

Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...

by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006

Grand Rapids

NOT the city in Michigan, but a quaint little town in northern Minnesota. The birth place of actress Judy Garland, where she began her acting career. Home of a real yellow brick road. The official town of the Wizard of Oz. A kick ass town to go fishing, hunting, etc. in.

Joe: So where you from?
Jane: Grand Rapids
Joe: Oh, Michigan? Gross. Sorry to hear that.
Jane: No, Minnesota.
Joe: Oh, right on!

by asilsknab March 5, 2009