Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.

Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!

by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020

half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.

Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .

by DRANGO May 8, 2017

4am flex

Ballin anytime of the day

What you doing mate ? I'm just on that 4am flex boss

by Roscoe10123 April 19, 2018

flex

to show off or boast about a item that is limited or hard to get

"the gucci slides, why you gotta flex on us like that jerry?"

by thewhat606 April 19, 2018

Flexative

Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.

This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.

Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.

by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017