Coochie fest

The girl version of a sausage fest. One guy many girls

Gee, me Karen,Susan, and Jennifer had a real coochie fest last Friday

by Kjsiegs January 28, 2019

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

by Frump Fester May 31, 2018

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018

STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest

Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest

by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019

Frump-Fest

Any gathering of frumpy people. An uncomfortable interaction between either sloppy or awkward people

Gosh, that engagement proposal was such a Frump-Fest.

by PogMoThoin97 June 2, 2019

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019