by DaUsualCrew April 26, 2007

The female dick pic.
by gump0141 May 28, 2016

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

by jooli2 January 5, 2011

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012

Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.
by pruneface69 January 12, 2010

A Glaswegian takeaway food consisting of half a portion of fish attached to half a slippery sausage.
by Stephen Marks March 7, 2007
