facist

one who is in love with the face

his nose, his eyes, his ears..ooohhh im a facist!!!

by gay May 12, 2003

facespacing

v: the act of simultaneously checking both myspace and facebook.

Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.

by masonjar May 29, 2008

Fact Freak

A fact freak is someone who likes to spout random facts about nothing in particular at random moments, and/or takes a great interest in trivia but doesn't have any 'real' interests.

Says "did you know..." a lot.

Fact Freak: Did you know that the astronomer that discovered Charon named it after his dead wife?

(Thats the kind of stuff they come out with regularly)

by Gothicmarshmallon July 16, 2009

faces

US Currency worth more than a dollar. There are singles and the rest are faces. Singles are usually spending money while faces are for saving (for street level drug dealers).

I don't spend any faces unless its for some new Jordans or child support.

by Juanita95898 April 12, 2012

Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.

I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!

by Kacie A. January 12, 2006

Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

by ididntknowthat November 16, 2007

facist

a person who has a bias against facebook and people who use it. this bias can either be rational or irrational.

"Did you see John's relationship status changed last night? I can't believe they broke up!"

"No, I don't have a facebook..."

"Oh, I didn't realize you were a facist!"

or in the pejorative:

"Sally looks down on all your silly social networking, she thinks it is an ingenuine, artificial way to connect with others as well as a collosal waste of time...She is a true facist!"

by SadieMazie April 15, 2009