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Dry Dick Energy

An upgraded version of small dick energy.

Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.

If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.

But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.

(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)

Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.

Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.

Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
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Dirty Dick Energy

A man who you always want to use a condom with. Also known as a womanizer, or Man-Whore.

Acronym: DDE
“OMG that guy Rick is so dreamy, but I’m getting some Dirty Dick Energy from him… I better use protection!”
by Lumberjacker11 February 9, 2022
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Acoustic Dark Energy

A framework introduced in 2019 to explain observations about the universe and the dark energy believed to be contained within. Characterised by a somewhat complex equation of state.
"Hey Varun, did you hear about this new acoustic dark energy framework?!"
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Big Sandwich Energy

The top tier on the scale of Wifey-material-ness.

Also: Female Equivalent of “Big Dick Energy
Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”

Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
by Lmao4x April 30, 2021
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Big Daniel Energy

Exuding confidence WHILST being cocky.
Daniel: All of you are insignificant.
Classmate 1: Wow fam he got that Big Daniel Energy!
by bootyhoe_76 September 23, 2018
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Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.
Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023
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Oompa loompa energy

When someone is doing everything thing right ; or balling out
“ Yo did you here Michael scored 53 points against us? He’s bringing that oompa loompa energy”
by Brommsforwho August 11, 2022
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