Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 10, 2024

Eli-sexual

a sexual identity where you solely are attracted to Eli and no other

damn Eli’s so hot, I think I might be Eli-sexual!

by Skksksksksksk November 23, 2021

Eli Lloyd

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse

That clown is such an Eli Lloyd

by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

Eli Boyd

ELI BOYD IS THAT NIGGA AND WILL BEAT ANYBODY TF UP WHEN ITS NESSCESSCARY AND IS ALSO A CARING AND A LOVEABLE PERSON

YOOOOO ELI BOYD IS THAT NIGGA HE PULLED THIS ONE JAWN WIT A TURK

by The Rizzler 557 November 21, 2023

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 07, 2025

Macey and Eli

Destined to be together, perfect couple and will get together soon. Soulmates and they would look great together (no other option)

Macey and Eli are so cute together

by deaddogvictim March 09, 2024

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is a cool guy who listen to freeze corleone erryday
He also a good basketball player

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by Zangbeto November 27, 2021